The Top 5 Reasons the Wizards fired Eddie Jordan:
#5 To Receive the Caps Lucky Karma:
The Caps have bungled countless decisions only to be bailed out by the greatest luck in sports in the area. They fired a coach early in the season last year without any real plan and it’s seemed to work out well.
Let’s recap –
• The Caps replace Wilson with an unproven minor league coach who alienated players and confounded fans. The Caps let go of all talent and receive little back in return to go from division winners to bottom dwellers to purge payroll due to the impending salary cap. It sounds eerily familiar to Casserly’s panic stricken purge for the Skins. Both led to the decline of the franchise.
• The Caps hopes lay upon a ping pong ball. The odds are long and thin to win the first pick. Not coming up with a franchise player like Ovechkin could prolong the poor team assembled and long on talent to perennial losers. As the ball bounced, Ovechkin became a Capital. The Caps replaced one minor league coach with another and then fired Hanlon during the season with no real plan and turned to the third consecutive minor league coach. Who really knows if Bruce would have been the first choice at the end of the year, but appears to be the right choice now.
#4 To Keep Up With the Jones’:
• PJ Carlesimo was fired from the Oklahoma City Thunder after going 1-12. Wait! The NBA is in Oklahoma City? Are you sure it’s not an Arena Football League team? It’s stylish to fire a coach early this year. Look at NFL teams this season.
#3 Everyone Else in Town Has Changed Coaches:
• Every other professional sports team has had coaching changes the past couple of years. Of all the professional teams in the area, Jordan had the longest tenure as a head coach. Jordan can now pursue other endeavors such as his dancing career. No, that was Jason Taylor. Ok, maybe it was his music career. No, wait that was Lastings Milledge. Ok, it must be to pursue other winning opportunities.
#2 To send a Message to Players and Coaches:
• The Wizards want to start a trend in sports that bad auto dealership commercials will not be tolerated.