Dr. Gonzo reporting,
It's time to drop dimes all over THE DC SPORTS PAGE. Let us we begin with a tail of two of the worst teams in the NBA hurdling toward a probable matchup of futile proportions... Take it away Howard Finkle.
"In the corner to my right we have the Washington Wizards, coming in with a record of 13-37 and a putrid mark of 0-25 on the road."
"And their opponent limping out of the corner to my left the Cleveland Cavaliers, owners of an 8-44 mark and currently riding a 25 game wining streak."
I know I know. Riveting right?
If all falls in to place and the Cavaliers lose their next two games against the Pistons and the Clippers then we are set up for the toilet bowl. And guess who the NBA has to blame for all of this nonsense? Non other than Queen James.
Never has one man helped to turn two franchises from contender to pretender so quickly.
He left Cleveland to take his "talents to South Beach, and he routinely abused the Zards in the playoffs. Who can forget when he psyched out Gil at the free throw line or the insanity that was Deshawn Stevenson actually calling him out? James murder the Wiz in three consecutive playoff series. Each series would end the same way with James leaving with a smile watching the Wiz stumble around confused like a dog that's just been neutered.
Now is the time in the column when we all have a pity party for Antawn Jamison, ready? It's the right thing to do! One, two, three....AWWWW!!
Now let's be real, Jamison is trapped like a Chilean Minor, but don't feel bad for him. This is what he wanted and at least he has some road wins. I'll never forget when Jamison basically played 1 on 5 against the Cavs in the playoffs. He was the go to go, but he didn't have shit to work with that series. Now he's in NBA Siberia.
All I can say is that I hope that the Cavs don't pick up a win before this matchup on Sunday. I mean a 25 game road losing streak up against a potential 27 game losing streak overall, can you say CONTRACTION?
And while we're at it can we change the current slogan just in case Sunday's game does come to fruition, right now it reads "The NBA where amazing happens," but look here, we just change one word, "The NBA where embarrassing happens." It's interchangeable really.